The title says it all. Just try to keep it between 1-3 bars.

Aight Doc, you're busy playin' your video games like Madden
A small knock, gettin busy with guys and bein' a terribly admin

This is no skate-park but I’m “dropping” this kid/
Couldn’t create-a-spark in the dark so hid/
with flows off and weak, I got the skill you seek/
you reek, I’m the champ you never could peak/

Doc, the opposite of off the top, got a bizzare avatar
You won't go far just assuming you're a star
That penguin in your pic isn't fake; it's really you
It's true, he's never been laid, except by a few
But those few? They weren't chicks they were men
You said, "You'll really screw me? Oh lord! Amen!"

Your picture makes me laugh, using glasses to hide your face
I saw the bottom half, outfits pink outlined in masses of lace

HA! Hybrid?! I'd diss you but it'd be too easy
Just readin' your lyrcis I'm already getting queasy
You cheesy, you call yourself a moderator?
By the way. You're my citizen. I'm your dictator.

Dictator? Well, you got the dic part right
I think Ill be a waiter, and serve you some insight
Like your name, your rhymes only makes sense to you
Your lookin for fame, problem is your dense and new
Sk…9? Musta been absent from your home-school sessions
Whatd you do with the money moms gave you for countin lessons?

*Sk9 try watching the language please*

-Thanks

http://www.constantimpact.com/introductions-f6/what-sup-t51.htm
That's why my name's what it is

Lets get this thing goin again... stir up some contraversyyyyyy... somebody own me!